Skylanders

This incredible new video game is the best non-living thing I have. An evil villain known as KAOS (K--A--O--S) has destroyed the Core of Light and is trying to take over Skylands. Luckily, the Skylanders are here to stop KAOS (K--A--O--S). You need to get all the eternal sources to rebuild the Core of Light. The Eternal Sources (which happen to be the the eight Skylandic Elements) are Air, Water, Earth, Life, Tech, Undead, Fire, and Magic. There are 32 Skylanders in all, and I have 17 of them. Some of the Skylanders are Spyro, a dragon who already was a hero before he joined the Skylanders. He also currently leads the Skylanders. Gill Grunt, who is a Gillman who as a huge harpoon gun. Trigger Happy, who is a small, weirdly shaped eared, thing with 2 huge golden guns. Eruptor, who is a well an eruptor. His power is lava barf and magmaball shoot. You have to play Skylanders. You'll love it.

P.S. Its full name is Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure